Happy Monday, and yes – it’s been heavy these days so, why not chill a bit. Too much motivation makes people commit crimes, so let’s hold that and enjoy. Ready? Hold on to your seats, here comes the jokes – well! About life. I mean, life is a joke – so beat it.
I have heard people saying nothing is impossible all the time but I do nothing every day. Funny but true at times – it’s amazing to do the impossible. Again, I have heard my teachers say - when one door closes, another opens. But my question is, you can open the closed doors. That's how doors work. Just - you know.
I know life feels like a test we didn't study for, but it’s amazing to pass a test we didn’t study for. So - just chill, but again the best things in life will either make you fat, drunk, or pregnant. So, be real, be happy – because life is not a fairy-tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're not Cinderella, you are just drunk.
The next point is that distraction is the brother of attention, it’s all about how you let yourself get diverted into. Because some find television very educational, for every time someone turns it on, he/she goes in the other room and reads a book. It’s all how you take it, even this - don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
We don’t stop being crazy because we grow old; we grow old because we stop being crazy. I know that craziness in you, winking in the mirror thinking you are handsome, coughing while farting thinking you can cover it, smiling at strangers thinking you are so charming, I know because I am not less crazy than you. Well! Not the farting part.
Keep trying in life, stop wasting your time on things that slow you down. It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. Because the key to success is not through achievement but through enthusiasm. So, surround yourself with people you love and people you care about. Because friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Do what you love not what you can, why? Because with only hard work you can’t be hard like a diamond. A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. You got to go for the one that will never break you under pressure. So, be real because you are not like a caterpillar, eat a lot, sleep for a while and wake up beautiful. I mean you know how you look when you wake up, even the face locked phones ask for your security password.
Be lovely, be happy and never hate others because hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat. It hurts you, so when someone hates you – pray for their foolishness. But being foolish is amazing at times because wisdom comes from experience and experience is often a result of lack of wisdom and being a fool.
Talking about fools - better to remain silent and be thought as a fool than to speak out and remove all their doubt. So, the short cut to cut your foolishness is to listen to elders – the words of wisdom. Because every-time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong. If you know what I mean.
I know it’s hard to be funny or laugh at times but trust me – think of your life, isn’t it a joke? Acting like you are a survivor of this pandemic – while the reality is that you are dancing in Tiktok over the song “Lomba lomba chul.” Jokes are everywhere, see how those who said “Manipur gi lam kaiba yaroi,” turning to “quarantine dei loina thok lak o, thengna thengnaba lok khujinlo.” Never stop searching for jokes, it’s the shortcut to happiness. Bye.